CHICAGO TRIBUNE (2016)
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Zion Wal-Mart Store manager Mike McKnutt and co-worker Russell Swanson were stopped by police for riding a motorcycle completely nude.
The couple were cited for their infraction. Police were puzzled when the duo dismounted the bike and there were two large adult toys with suction cups attached to the seat.
Onlookers gasped and muttered comments. Mr. Swanson yelled "oh yeah! You should of seen us last night with the German Shepard". Mr. McKnutt clearly embarrassed nudged his partner with his elbow in an attempt to command silence.
Upon searching the bike's saddle bags and a backpack. Police found various lubes and oils along with a large rubber fist. The party will appear early next month to plead before the court.
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