Spa Whore Caught lurking outside a non spa hotel
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Cumnocks Gillian Taylor aka "The Natorious Spa Whore" was arrested outside a non spa hotel at the weekend, Miss Taylor's unsociable antics cost her a weekend in the local cells! She had to be restrained as she was "foo oh yon cheap vino" Officer Duffas the arresting officer feared for his life when Miss Taylor make a lunge for his genitals screaming "free willy" Officer Duff was later treated at Ayr Hospital for a minor heart attack and was given medication to bring down his erect penis stating "Iv no hud that much excitement since I won a single line at the Gala Bingo 1999" Miss Taylor appeared in court this morning denying any knowledge or recollection of trying to free willy! The case continues.....
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