"The Apex" Barred after molesting 245 in one night

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James Blenkinsop also known as the "Apex", has been sentenced to a 2 year custodial sentence after he molested 245 men in a one night. Reports stated of him previously offending but not on a scale such as this. Eye witnesses stated " He was like a tyrannosaurus Rex, he saw and he ate " others also had similar views, " His arms were so small and he was so predacious we genuinely thought there was a T-Rex wandering about".

Furthermore the alleged offender has apparently starred in the blockbuster hit "Jurassic World" as Indominus Rex. Reports state that he became so engulfed in Indominus Rex that he actually evolved into the fictional Dinosaur. Scientists and research analysts are currently viewing the offenders arms to see if they have any resemblance to that of the big Dino.

In addition the guinness book of records have also enquired about the legitimacy of the Apex's feats. Molesting 245 men is a huge number and confirmation would be needed to see if the statements were true. Guinness book of records watched the footage of the Apex and realised that he was a better predator than previously thought, molesting 45,758 men . The Police department delegated the molest count to Michael Law, now only becoming aware he can only count to 10. The Guinness book of records have deemed this the most spectacular achievement ever to grace their books.
Making the Apex the biggest predator of all time.

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