Staffordshire police hunt for "feases fucker" steps up
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Staffordshire police are a man for masterbating in animal feases. david moore a.k.a feases fucker is wanted in connection with a number of sightings of a man pleasuring himself whilst rolling around in animal waste. pc poojab had this to say, "we are hunting for david moore who has a sick perversion for masterbating in animal feases. he is a prolific offender who has been spotted even swallowing cow dung while masterbating. obviously this guy needs catching before his perversion extends to more harrowing habits for example dry bumming the animals or worse. the public can rest assured we will play a game with him that includes a rubber hose and if he thinks that sounds like fun he should think again." police say he should not be approached and may be armed with lube and animal laxotives.
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