Police search for Appleby man, 25
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Police are currently in a frantic search for local Appleby man Ryan Connelly, 25. Police have also warned Connelly may be armed and extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH!
Connelly aged 25 from Appleby described as 5ft6- 5ft 8, pale skin colour," ginger beard" and last seen wearing a high visability work uniform weilding a chainsaw and a "crate of Fosters"
Police want to speak with Connelly in connection with halloween related incidents regarding chasing locals with a chainsaw while under the influence and indecent exposure when a report from a elderly ladys coach trip passed him on the side of the m6 "riding a lawnmower drinking beer and WINDMILLING his man parts towards our bus" said Edwina 89, Glasgow
If anyone has seen this man please DO NOT APPROACH and report to your local constabulary
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