Sam Mitchell wanted on sexual advantages and resisting arrest

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Sam Mitchell a local dwarf kid has been taken into custody and given a warrant for taking sexual advantage of his Xbox when footage was found on his personal computer showing him preforming inappropriate and violate acts on his Xbox. Sam Mitchell ha's steadfastly denied these charges pending a DNA test on the strangemail residue found both on and inside his xbox.

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