Local Missing Mongoloid Found by Search Party
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Longmont's favorite retard, who has been missing for 3 days, was found by a local search party today. Sean Rissel, 31, was reported missing on Friday after his caregiver said he escaped his housing.
The simpleton was found in a pumpkin patch having sloppy gourd sex. He discovered pumpkins could be fucked while carving jackolanterns with his buddy "Crazy Eyes". Mr. Rissel is being treated at the hospital for a rather serious pumpkin spice dick infection.
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