Exploding fag leaves man with black eyes
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Police and fire crew were called to a house in Normanton Grove tonight as a man commonly known as Methadone Minty blows his eyebrows up with an exploding cheap fake fag he got at the quid shop.
Friends of Methadone 84 said " He looked a reyt berk before but na he looks like a complete flid and we're not gonna be seen deead with that at Bramall lane ner mower."
Minty declined to comment being completely comatose after 20 cans of Carling while suckling a dummy he got banned of Facebook for.
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