The New Army Basic Training
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The U.S. Army is in the process of revamping basic training to appeal to the millennial generation.
Brigadier General John Marshall, who oversees all U.S. Army basic training standards and requirements, announced today the army is in the process of "redesigning the soldier at the basic level." The new basic training model, which is not scheduled to be enacted until June 2017, takes a "college approach" to developing soldiers. The full curriculum has yet to be finalized, but calls for dropping "Drill" from Drill Instructor, and putting students in a military strategies classroom for 70 percent of their training. Furthermore, training will not be authorized to start until 0900hrs, will not go past 1700hrs unless the student is given 48 hours notice, and there is no training authorized on weekends. In addition, married students can now live off post during basic training.
The new rules are designed to appeal to the millennial generation as recruiting numbers have greatly declined over the past three years. The army believes this newly designed training, along with large enlistment bonuses, will help increase the ranks.
Another incentive the recruitment command is considering is doing away with contracts. Although not a definite yet, doing away with contracts would allow soldiers to leave the army at any time during their enlistment. The army believes this will turn the army into a job which will attract more recruits.
If you are considering joining the U.S. Army we suggest getting to your recruiter to take full advantage of these new up-and-coming benefits before it's too late.
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