Too Much EGGScitement For South Shields Roofer

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David Bruce, of Alnwick Road South Shields, was cautioned by Police in the early hours of last night after worried neighbours dialled 999. Bruce was reported to have been 'frolicking' through the streets of Tyne Dock making what witnesses described as 'chicken noises' and pretending to 'lay eggs' with a box of eggs he had earlier purchased from his local store, in which the shopkeeper said Bruce mentioned he was going to make a 'mahoosive omelette'. Obviously, he had a change of mind.
When police arrived to find Mr Bruce butt naked with the eggs, they immediately cautioned him and made sure he got home safe after discovering he had drank one too many Halloween jägers.
Luckily for Bruce, he was cautioned for indecent exposure but not charged.

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