Man Arrested in Mashed Potato Heist

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24 year old Dyzel Bowen of the 4900 block of GAY street has been arrested with a 500,000 bond after he has reportedly stolen 175 cans of mash potato mix from KFC in southgate plaza also he was reported to be the most notorious booster that Fort Wayne has ever seen when arrested he had a paper with a list of things that appear he was going to attempt to steal and sale of any more information please contact dick dickum of FWPD he has no bond.

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