Local man has sexual intercourse with a neighbours chicken

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A elederley male of st kilda was caught in a neighbors garden trying to have sexual intercourse with one of there chickens whilst they were on holiday. Another neighbor spotted the elderly gentlemen who police are naming as local bassist Billy Haigh, they then informed the police but by the time they arrived he had fled the scene leaving the chicken very distraught. We interviewed the chicken after the incident to which he said "billy struggled to get it in at first and was very rough but after that he was very kind and attentive to my needs I wouldn't say he was the best I had but I told him he was so not to hurt his feelings, he even offered me a cigarette afterwards which I thought was nice I hope he calls again". Police say he's known to the locals as the one who plays the bass really bad and they say not to approach under any circumstances and if spotted to contact the local police, they also add lock up any chickens you own as he may strike again at anytime.

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