Cyrus Griffin Verbally Raped a man so hard he went missing

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Carl Jonesburg was a victim of Verbal Rape on a Thursday Night while heading to his apartment on Hacienda Avenue. It all started when Cyrus Griffin threatened to fuck Carl's Wife and Daughter if he didn't get out his seat. Carl then began to talk to Cyrus about God, but Cyrus wasn't having that shit and burnt that niggas knees right then and there, and now Sources say that Carl hasn't showed up to work in 5 days and has been missing since Thursday night. Keep him in your condolences and remember verbally raping someone isn't always the answer.

-Tomas Tucker (Fox 5 News)

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