Wigan man still in denial
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Wigan man Paul Whittle is said to still be in denial regarding last year's near death experience, Mr Whittle's doctor Abu Hamza stated "Mr Whittle's condition is far from a simple fix, he has to completely change his god awful lifestyle and concentrate on the more relaxed healthy lifestyle rather than the double shalimar specials he orders where he is a VIP customer" Dr Hamza continued "I believe Mr Whittle thinks his heart is fixed" at which point Dr Hamza had to be put on oxygen from the fit of laughter he broke out into almost put him into an early grave. Mr Whittle was unavailable for comment but his son in law Mr Gareth King stated "it would be a shame if anything was to happy to Paul, as if it did shalimars would have to close due to shortcomings in takings and I really like Dezzy"
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