Shippenville Man Caught Stealing

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Lewis Knight of Shippenville was caught trying to steal multiple cans of Monster from Country Fair by shoving them up his anus. Knight failed when another customer head screaming coming from the bathroom and had notified an employee. Knight was arrested on scene and taken to the Emergency Room to have the multiple rips in his anus stiched.
Knight is in Clarion county jail on $18,000 bond.

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