Breaking News: Dangerous Barman Arrested
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A local barman was arrested in the Dundee area at 03:00 on 01/11/2016 for allegations of sniffing bike seats. Michael Craik or to many know as No craic Craik was found in the Hilltown area unscrewing the seat off a bicycle presumably for a good sniffing. Witness, Scott Mooney, 42, had this to say about the incident ' Och eh, boy was feff minutes off geeing it a good ol lick eh'. Craik's best friend 'Sneddy' says that Craik needed to grow up or he'll become like the infamous Bryan Middleton. Middleton who was convicted of fraud, pretending to be the little 'Chinese boy' that worked at T Mobile has now moved on to work in football and is now teaching people the offside rule. Police have taken Craik into custody but it's not likely he will be charged due to the lack of evidence, however due to previous anger issues he may have to take anger management courses with Chris Taylor.
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