Brutal twitter account starts Police man hunt
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Notorious nonce Matthew Schofield is once again wanted by the police after a recent terror attack on Twitter. The 19-year old serial super-nonce has threatened to finger multiple minors and has admitted to his incest behaviour with his underage brother, whilst also wearing some proper dodgy little shades. The ex-Bowls pro was arrested last year for forcing himself upon an elderly woman at the international bowls championship, an accusation that he denied, before removing the pair of denchers clamped around his nipple. Currently studying 'architecure' at Manchester University, it is advised that you do not approach this slippery little bike seat sniffer. He was last seen in Manchester wearing a proper rapey batman mask. He is also wanted for a connection to drugs, and is believed to be the leader of the Uk's largest MDMA ring. His ex girlfriend, Lucie Rodgers had this to comment: 'I can't believe it! Matthew was also so nice when I used to be with him. After a while though he became a bit weird, using my winnets to try and create himself a beard was the last straw!' Sounds like a proper lite rapist. The police have put out the picture linked in this article, and if that doesn't scream nonce, then you deserve whatever he does to you.
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