Man from Skelton gets raped by a parsnip.
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A male from Skelton by the name of Thomas Larder,25 from Skelton has 'Supposedly' been 'Raped' by a parsnip. We took a statement from his friend who doesn't want to be named and he gave us this statement- 'Thomas sat on the parsnip accidentally and it went straight up his 'shitter'. We are yet to get a statement from Thomas Larder as we cannot get intouch with him.
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