Clare man wanted for having too much SWAG.
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A County Clare man is wanted by the FBI , C.I.A and Ardnacrusha garda station for having too much SWAG. John Kiely of Meelick Co.Clare goes by the name of Kohn Jiely or Sprocket . he also answers to the name SWAGATRON 5000.
He was last seen Halloween night October 31st 2016, hopping into his limo outside Habitat nightclub of Michael street, Limerick city with 16 women. where he was to take them all to his lairr to perform swagtastic acts upon them. this man is a danger to all women and will impregnate any female in sight. Kohn is the CEO of the CCPP (county clare pussy patrol) and needs to be stopped.
if you have any information on this man please contact Ardnacrusha garda station Co.Clare
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