Edwin Parker sexually assaulted a turtle
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Mid September last year, Edwin Parker allegedly sexually assaulted a 10 month turtle called Terrence. Medical reports say no damage was done and Terrence sustained minor injuries durin the attack. Terrence is now in the welcome arms of the RSPCA and will be treated for PTSD, as the event was to traumatising. If anyone knows the where abouts of Mr Parker please contact out services on 01843 857952
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