Local art merchant discovers priceless painting
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The artifact painting is said to be from mid-2016 and by the one and only Grace Margret Conner. We understand the portrait to have been a spur-of-the-moment type of thing of Jessica Elizabeth Borrow. The painting was found under a young girls bed with binoculars and a box of used tissues. The phallic object to the left of Borrow's face is said to represent Connor's sexual frustration she felt at the time. The green body and mismatching yellow fave tell us that Connor had deep seated daddy issues which related to the ogre 'Shrek'. The purple nose illustrates Connor's passion for the fruit mango and desire to read all 17 Divergent books. Stay tuned.
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