The Higher fold Nuisance
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This is Jordan Monks he's around 5"11 skin head and go's by the name monksy he's wanted for Burgalry on over a hundred sheds in and around the higher fold area. He's also got warrents outstanding for none payments of fines and theft of womens underwear off washing lines. What we have noticed about this man is he likes dressing up in women's clothes and pleasuring himself in ther sheds fleeing just before the break of dawn. He always leaves empty amphetamine bags and lots of cig butts we have sent the butts off for forensic evidence and come up with this man. One of the witnesses disturbed Mr Monks one morning while taking her washing off the line he had her fish net stockings on whellies and was caked in shit and make up. He didn't have a care in the world and just carried on going about his business , we need this menace off the street before he does it again call 01942 677107 if you see don't approach thanks in advance and remember keep your sheds locked ????
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