Top House Thief

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Local Winsford lad Tommy Felton is believed to be in serious shock after this weekends antics.
Tommy was having a quite drink in his local pub 'The Top House' , he stated " I was having a boss night with the lads". To his shock he looked down and noticed his change of 55 pence had been stolen.
Tommy 19, of Esk Road, more commonly known as ' Turbo Tommy' is a valuable member of the community of Wharton. Some say he is the pillar of the community. He stated "never in the 4 years I've been drinking in the toppy has this ever happened!".
To add to his outrage, when the police turned up, there was no evidence and knowbody was willing to comment. Where is the justice?
Tommy is having a petition meeting on Saturday the 5th of November on Bradbury Road, hoping to "bring the Swan back". This takes place at 5 o'clock for anybody interested.

Any information would be really appreciated, all comtact details are below. We are hoping this wasn't a targeted attack.

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