One girls wild obsession for cheese drives her to evil
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Shauna Marie Catt of heysham was caught stealing soft blue cheese from the topshop at the top of her road, she was caught red handed in the act by the shop keeper who gave a statement to the police, he said 'I've never such a small, quaint creature do so much damage, there was cheese everywhere', Shauna was later detained by police who believe her wild obsession for cheese is causing her to commit unspeakable crimes, the cheese lover was later seen scavaging through her neighbors bins for anything to curb the cravings, police have sent out an official warning to anyone who comes into contact with Shauna Catt. if you find yourself face to face with this demon then run quickly, beside smelling strongly of cheeese, she is thought to be very dangerous and has previous convictions, you will see her on crimewatch regularly, she is described as a 2ft 5inch blonde dwarf-like creature
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