MAN FOUND GUILTY
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This hardcore deluded Liverpool fc fan was today found guilty of theft of a premier league trophy from the great cabinet of Manchester United, it is believed after the final whistle, of Liverpool v United game ,carol perky Parkinson stayed pitch side gathering autographs of jenny dalglish Louis Suarez and sir Alex Ferguson. It is believed he sneaked on the United team bus in pogba' pocket, once inside old Trafford he sat at Jose desk and drank 3 bottles of ferguson's great red devil wine, he then made off with the premier league trophy leaving his dummy behind as DNA evidence, it was only noticed missing from the great haul of premier league trophies, when thousands of Liverpool fans rang the police to say their trophy cabinet had been broken in and a fake trophy matching the description of the great league trophy was tucked inside a ruck sack, the fans believed it to be a terror attack as Liverpool don't own a premier league title. When questioned about this mr carol Parkinson replied " I was only seeing what our cabinet would look like with one of these in, ITS OUR YEAR" the officers knew when they heard the comment that carol had been drinking sir Alex wine and sat in Jose office, today the judge gave him credit for his deluded explanation as the judge stated that red wine is the finest and extremely strong, carol perky Parkinson was sentence to one season of community service at old Trafford licking pogba' boots, putting zlatan' hair in a pony tail before every game, running Rooney a bath before and after every game and polish EVERY premier league trophy twice a month. When asked about his punishment he replied " I'm ok but devil stated (devastated)
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