Madeline McCann missing since last night?

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Madeline was last seen leaving Yates about 4am 6 years ago she had been missing for about 6 years now and has not been seen her no where we know she was a heavy session addict If you have any idea on Any sessions please contact the sesh squad because we think she might turn up she has a slight drinking problem and loves a good bit of Coke we suspect she's wired and is in need of another line. She needs to get to rehab and her pink bike has been stolen we think it was sold on eBay but don't know it was fairly rusty as she left it out side of yates for 6 years we think a 'smackhead' stole it for his drop off deals any one know any thing please get in conctact asap. We think that the sesh head will be on a major come down after 6 years of the drink and drugs needs a good nights sleep before she gets back on it please help find her, her family are worried.

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