Rockwell Woman Praised for Self Defense

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A North Carolina woman was temporarily detained this afternoon after assaulting man with gun.
Rebecca Junkins, 25, claims she acted in self defense when approached by a man at Loves Truck Stop.
"He thought I was a Lot Lizard and was insisting I come to his rig."
Surveillance cameras show the man reach into Junkins vehicle, caressing her face before groping her breasts. As the man opened her door, Junkins pulled a gun, pistol whipped the man's face then took her boot to his testicles before fell to the ground. "I asked him to leave me alone. I might be a woman, but I'm defenseless!"

Witnesses are calling Junkins an inspiration. "I always feel vulnerable at these places (truck stops) if I don't have my husband at my side. Some truckers look at us ladies like meat. To see a little thing like her take down a man of that size takes GUTS! I want to be as fearless as her!"

Junkins choose not to press charges.
"I think he learned his lesson."

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