Local Schizophrenic Woman Takes American Psychiatric Association on Wild Ride

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From the quaint confines of Small Town, USA to the furthest reaches of Mapped Interstellar Space, Hot Springs Resident Kia Eddington has been a private tour guide to the vast synaptic brain mapping of her neural network ever since her first alien abduction over 20 years ago and subsequent "visitations".

The eccentric young woman lectures about the distinctions of several unrelated craft and possible Peace and Trade Treaty negotiations under the close eye of Governmental due process.

Due to the fearfulness of most interviewers afraid to come into close proximity with the slightly unusual (but mostly harmless) isolated young woman, Kia has been somewhat isolated into instead been allowing attending conference members to follow her during her daily walks, errands and coffee trips for well over two decades.

Through the helpful avenue of Telepathic Conversations and various authorized temporary brain implants, Kia has helped entertain and educate many visiting dignitaries from across the Country by providing insight and comedy as they venture forth into the multi-varied wormholes of the fabric of the Space Time Continuum.

When asked directly about her personal involvement with both the APA and the Alien Federations in question, Kia simply responded "Look man, I don't do conspiracies for the press, but for a couple of good beers I can recommend really interesting anthills down the road where you might get some real answers about exactly what you might be looking for. I'm just trying to finish my Doctoral Presentations."

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