Local Smyrna Resident Wins 40 Million Jackpot

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It was a normal day the other day, for the young 22 college student who resides in Smyrna Tennessee commuting to MTSU. He stopped in the local gas station off of Sam Ridley street on his way home after work. He had a couple bucks in his wallet so he decided to pick up a couple lottery tickets, what happens next will change his life forever. He gets backs to the car and starts scratching off. He tells us that he kept scratching and they were all showing " 'million ". At first he thought he had only won a million, then he burst into tears as he realized how much he had one. We spoke to Dayton to ask what he's done with his money so far, he tells us his custom important Bugatti will be delivered Friday via cargo ship ; it will encased in all carbon fiber and have the turbo option newly realized making it the worlds fastest stock race car. All in all we wish Dayton a wonderful life and prosper and to not become very greedy.

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