Las Vegas resident beats mugger with Slim Jim

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Tonight at the 7 Eleven on Russell Avenue, Kyle Iverson 27, was on his way home when he witnessed a mugging in process. Armed with nothing but a Tabasco flavored Slim Jim he halted the mugging and held the assailant until police could arrive. The mugger went to the hospital with minor injuries. "I knew I had that dude when he started screaming about the Slim Jim burning his eyes" says Kyle. We asked him if he felt like a hero, he says he does every day because "he eats a lot of ass"

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