Local teen looking for formal date

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Young currans hill local Jack Anderson has been look for a formal date for months without any avail. Some of jacks close friends have decided to send a plea out to social media sites to help get him laid. "Any holes a goal for ando"-says jacks closest black friend Mason Te rito. "He's got high standards but I believe in the area, If I can do it I believe he can do it"- local slut Daniel Woodhall. After already turning down sharni aird, gina Baxter and Hayley Mura this young stud has broken some hearts in the past and is looking to settle down for a proper girlfriend as his career in business takes off. Jacks not a fussy bloke but when it comes to woman He loves a
-blonde
- must have a banging body
- career driven
-knows how to cook

Bio
Height: 5.9
Weight: 55kg
Body fat: 1
Hobbies: eating ass, watching arsenal play, playing cod, wwe, riding bikes

Now I don't know about you but this guy sounds like a real catch and if you're interested please contact
0430514414

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