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Jamie Cooling from astley has been voted the best reach and washer in the north west. Currently working for his dads company there are various other companies showing interest in him to try and make him convert firms. This 18 stone reach and washer looks like the guy who has no life and sits at home pleasuring himself and smelling his knob cheese when really he's out in wilmslow on the 10 foot pole, reaching and washing. HE IS NOT A WINDOW CLEANER! Which is for the best as he'd be out of breathe going up the ladder. His heroic acts of reach and wash could end up in his own company when he's older if he plays his cards right. Keep your eye out for jamie Cooling and I would highly recommend him, the award speaks for itself.

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