Wanted Tommy Connors!!!
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Mr Tommy Connors of rathfarnham is wanted for 9 counts of burglary and aggravated assault on a child that was attending mass,
Public be advised suspect is regarded as highly dangerous with malicious intent.
Perpetrator has interesting 6 previous convictions that we shall outline in today's news.
Among them are
Public nudity in Phoenix park,
Urinating in Christ church confession box,
Indecent assault on a nun,
Impersonating a gorilla,
Holding up kfc,
Stealing sexy bras and nickers from Victoria's Secret,
Public is advised to contact Gardai on any information that leads to the arrest of Mis Tommy Connors
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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