Bike-seat burglars

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Two young men named Billy 'Bike-seat burglar' Clarke and Elliott 'Seat sniffer' Sharp have been caught on CCTV stealing and sniffing peoples bike seats, it has been said that Billy takes them and Elliott sniffs them&sometime sticks them up his anal passage, Billy and his young apprentice have been at this a while& when caught will be taken into custody& then put on a rehabilitation plan, keep your bikes indoors untill we find these criminals, we need you to watch out for yours and your bikes saftey, if you see the two young boys call crimestoppers on 101 or call 999 imediatley, for your own saftey

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