Breaking news, Matthew Green kidnapped.
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Matthew "Grick" Green, known by many as grickny or plain grick was sat with his friends at Preston park before being grabbed and bundled into a back of a van in the late hours of last night. Eye witness/friend Matty Willis aka wittly had this to say, "It was quite unexpected really we were just sat rolling up waiting for a few of our girl mates, yanno abit of skirt for the boys, Then it happened, they grabbed him, he tried to put up a fight but he was on his 4th ten bag of the day which is odd considering he only brought out £3.50, "such a grick thing to do" was whispered in the background by friend Georgia trainer. He couldn't fight them off so he started shouting "none of that" to his kidnappers but it only encouraged them more, we seen him get bundled in the back of the van, the last thing we heard him say was "this is worst of deals for me" " thank you wittly that was a great description of what happened is there anything else you want to say on the situation? "Only thing I'd like to say is that I'm going down the toon with the boys so if there's any skirt around Thornaby then you're welcome to join us, just don't come to Thornaby and tell me how to roll a spliff". Thank you Matthew. If you see or hear about the wears bouts of the Red brick favourite please contact us immideatly.
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