American Tourist Arrested for Crimes Against Fashion

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Kieran McClure, a native of Chicago was arrested in the early hours of this morning. The man who has been vacationing here since 2005 is belived to have attempted to murder fashion outside McSorelys nightclub. Attention was drawn to the crime as the man repeatedly bragged "niggah, we killin' fashion!"
Witnesses described the man as extremely hostile and arrogant. One Mexican man referred to him as an 'asshole' which caused Mr. McClure to burst into tears.

**UPDATE**
The brother of Troy McClure, who you may remember from such self help films as "smoke yourself thin" and "get confidence stupid" will be tried in the 'Supreme' Court on the 20th of April 2017.

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