Local Attacker Identified
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A young girl who wishes to remain unnamed was attacked on Stepney Lane, Newcastle. The attack took place in the early hours of Wednesday 26th September outside a group of flats owned by Roseworth Letting Agency. The girl who was brutally victimised has told us "I was just walking home after a night out and then all of a sudden an object hit me from above and then I was covered in water and my phone had smashed when I dropped it". Northumbria police have been working with Roseworth and have identified the viscous attacker as a man in his late teens/ young twenties and had a large quiff. The attacker will soon be charged and will be evicted from his flat with immediate effect.
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