60 kilos of coke found in Coeburn, VA cave.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 42332 Shares

On Tuesday, officers located a massive amount of cocaine (60 kilos) in a cave/den in the coeburn area. Location not specified. Believed to belong to a Michael Kaleb Nelson. Age 18. Of the Coeburn area. Other things found on site are as follows: Alice in Chains cassettes, a few cans of Red Seal natural, and a whopping double sided dildo. Supspects whereabouts are unknown.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty

Most Popular

  1. 1

    a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.

  2. 2

    octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images