BREAKING: Local teens balls go missing

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16 year old Brendan Byrne from fiddown Co.Kilkenny, woke up this morning to find that his balls had gone missing. One of his friends was quoted saying "It's a wonder they went missing, shur he never stops fucking scratching em". We are sure this is a tough time for Brendan, but his friends and family say it's a blessing in disguise as now he won't have his hands constantly down his pants.

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