No more bog in the boro!

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Ben armstrong 19 year old of saltersgill was held up in court today for selling too much 'boggy blues'. Investigations took places as Ben Armstrong scattered the area of ts4 selling 'big bags' 'finest cheese'. Witness described ben armstrong as very sketchy looking with a black and red fury convict coat where he stashed the local bags. Police swarmed the youth as he tried to flee, pc plum told us ' yes we could smell the bog from a while away he smelt very stinky' and was even high when caught. Pc plum 'his breath smelt like he done alot of boggy bongs and didnt clean the bong in year very shady guy and we are glad to get the youth of the streets'. Ben armstrong has been sentanced to 2 month in youth offenders and no longer will middlesbrough ever smell of blues a great day for the cleveland police service.

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