Oldest man alive lives in longford

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A bizarre story has come to light in the Midlands town of longford this week when it was discovered that the oldest living human ever is living in a sleepy little town land on the outskirts of longford town. Padraic Carberry who it's claimed is nearly a thousand years old is actually a real life living viking.When asked about he ended up in longford Padraic told breaking news 247.net that he remembers leaving Norway and sailing across the ocean in a longboat he remembers sailing up the river shannon to a place called lanesborough there was a big storm and the longboat was washed ashore and landed in a bog in clontuskert it's thought Padraic was knocked unconscious and was covered in peat until he was discovered by his adoptive dad Pat in march 1969 when Pat was cutting turf.Pat was delighted to finally have a son to hunt with and to fish with but Padraics real love is baking he thinks his love for baking stems from him surviving on eggs and fairycakes when they were crossing the ocean nearly 1000 years ago.

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