Matthew woodcock otherwise known as matthew alty has being caught raping his dog with his mums black dildo bottle opener.

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This morning matthew woodcock was caught by PC Saunders badge number 3719 raping his dog with what is claimed as his mums black dick bottle opener but Matthew stated that "both my mums had taught me to to this as they are lesbian and they enjoy it". Matthews dog looked very terrified and in major pain. The dog is now at RSPCA having a lot of TLC whilst matthew will be in a jail cell getting it by a real black dick up his are. Matthew has admitted to this of fence but doesn't want it to be posted public but as we need people to keep their dogs safe its going to have to happen. Matthew will be in court on a further date. Pray for Matthews dog!

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