Luke McFarlane robs londis on naze lane and snatches a pensioners purse

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It has being on cttv that luke McFarlane robbed londis for some frosty jacks sider and some Mayfair fags. On Luke's way out of londis he upper cutter a 83 year old pensioner and grabbed her purse and ran off whilst she was cleaned out on the floor. Police are still looking for luke as he's already known to the Fylde police. If anyone sees luke about in freckleton/ kirkham/ warton or any where please ring Blackpool custody on 01253 67839. Luke is a very crafty person and will do anything to get away we have choppers out for him at the moment but no site of him. Thank you for your time

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