BREAKING NEWS! Teen from Wilkes -Barre, Pa is now breaking Pennsylvania High School Records from across the state!

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(NCAA)- Luis Martinez, age 16, E.L Meyers High School. (John Murraco) "He's is now looking bigger and better, terrorizing the opponents on the other side." His last 5 games he rushed 18.9 yards, and 69 total receptions with 22.4 yards on average. Looking into the future, the Florida Sate Gators will be scouting Luis. Although he's only a Sophomore they'll keep an eye on his grades. Other than that they plan on giving him a full time ride to attend their college.

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