ISIS Leader found in Sutton-in-Ashfield

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The leader of the Islamic State has been found. 3 year old Elijah West was arrested by police yesterday when Batman broke into the house and the two had a great duel. Batman only just came out the victor with several injuries. Elijah is known to have been planning an attack on Taiwan. Written on the paper were these exact words. "I only want to destroy Taiwan to make it a pun. Taiwan are Tai-gone" followed by several laughing emojis and a picture of Thomas the Tank Engine. Investigators are unsure how these are connected.

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