David Wilkinson Assaulted

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Last night we heard reports of a man being sexually assaulted along the streets of Scotswood, outside Excelsior Academy at daylight. Following these reports, an investigation was set up and after further evidence, have found the victim to be named as a Mr. David Wilkinson. David, who seemed quite calm, says he recognised the culprit to be called Ryan Moorhead, which was an old schoolmate along the years of 2012. After more investigating and speaking to friends of the victim, we were told that Ryan Moorhead BIT a child's ear during recess. Prayers go out to David and his family.

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