Bobby Sands resurrected in Satanic IRA Ritual

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Irish Hunger Striker Bobby Sands has sensationally been resurrected - after the DEVIL himself spoke out in support of the IRA.

Mr. Sands, who weighs just two stone after his hunger strike in 1981, has said it's a great honour to be alive again and will fight for a free Ireland as long as he's back alive.

However, the resurrection did have it's drawbacks; Sands failed to take human form, and is currently nothing but a pile of ash. The UVF have spoke about this, being quoted as saying, "hahahaha."

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