Former body builder arrested following Britains Got Talent win

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Joy turned to sorrow when the 100 to 1 shot with the bookies pulled off the shock win in this years Britains Got Talent Final. Former body builder and steel worker Jeffrey McCourt from Bishop Middleham in County Durham ridiculed from an early age because of his abnormally large head performed a series of dangerous stunts.

The stunned audience and celebrity judges gasped throughout his routine which included performing tricks on an assortment of children's toys and self harming with steel bars. The routine ended with him wedging his fingers between steel mesh and forcing a colleague to reverse onto them in a van, he received a standing ovation lasting over 3 minutes on completing his act.

His long suffering partner Janine spoke to the shows presenters Ant and Dec after the show and said because of his clumsiness and extremely large noggin we had to buy a massive garden shed to store all our household goods in to protect them from damage.

The show ended on a sour note when Mr. McCourt was arrested on stage and found to be in possession of a number of bottles of e-liquid belonging to cast and crew members and a large quantity of chocolate normally reserved for honorary guests and dignitaries. Mr McCourt was led from the stage handcuffed to Police Officers shouting "come bye"

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