Man arrested for stealing a sausage roll from greggs.

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A man who was arrested in the early hours of this morning for stealing a sausage roll from greggs in Lime Square Higher Openshaw. John aged 20 was shouting "I ain't had me brekkie this morning" and "for the love of God love am starved alive wit de hunger". after an intense chase and show down with 6 armed police men. Multiple witnesses said "they have never seen nuttin like dat". the culprit (John) was finally tasered uncounsuous just after shouting "look at dis lay, over a dirty sausage roll sham". Source: Manchester Evening News. ????

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