Local photographer fed up not winning

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Local Portarlington man Jim Brennan entered a photograph in a competition a few weeks ago and was horrified to find he came in 2nd place behind local photography legend, Derek Griffin. Griffin, who has recently been given his very own exhibition in the library looked fairly smug when he realised he had beaten Brennan to the top spot.
Disgraced Brennan left the country for a number of weeks, obviously hoping the hype around Griffin would have dissipated on his return. However he was further outraged to find the bastard got an exhibition in his absence and has called for a new competition to be run in the coming weeks in an effort to regain his large following of fans.
Gardai in Portarlington have advised that Brennan is very dangerous and should not be approached as he has been overheard making plans to shoot things under the cover of darkness. If you happen to come into contact with him the advice is to tell him his Derryounce Lake photographs are 'stunning', 'amazing' or 'awesome'.

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